Hello, Mother.
The list of fandoms I follow keeps growing, which is super fun.
I finally figured out the ask box! I feel like a real blog now.
Our friends at Fox & Friends had juuuuust a few corrections after last night’s cold open…
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Oh dammit. Now I ship The US/Great Britain
thanks silly graphic.
“Listen, you have to let me be represented. I can’t just…keep giving you my heart and my taxes and not be a bigger part of your government. I want more than that. I deserve more than that.”
“You know I can’t. You knew that from the moment you went so far away. I just…this is what I have to give. I don’t have anymore. For God’s sake, there’s an ocean between us!”
“Fine. You know what, fine. Here, just, see all this goddamn tea you gave me? Well you can take it back. Here, fish it out of the harbor for all I care.”
“Don’t do this.”
“I have no choice. I’ll never be anything more than a colony to you.”
“America—”
“No, Britain. Don’t.”
“I can’t just let you go, you know that. I’ll fight for you if I have to.”
“And I will fight back.”
#OTP: WE STILL SPEAK THE SAME LANGUAGE
OH MY GOD THESE POSTS KEEP HAPPENING
DON’T YOU GET IT
IN HETALIA, THAT IS AN ACTUAL SHIP
IT’S LIKE NEARLY CANON
FUCKING PEOPLE FORGETTING ABOUT THE ANIMES
HOW THE FUCK DO THESE POSTS GO AROUND AND NOT HAVE SHITLOADS OF HETALIANS ON THEM LIKE OH MAN IF YOU ENJOY SHIPPING LANDMASSES BOY HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU
I can’t speak for all of Tumblr, but for little old me, it’s just that…
PERSONIFYING LANDMASSES:
IT’S BETTER WITHOUT YOUR PRETTY TEENAGE BOYS RUINING MY PERCEPTION OF BRITAIN AS A CLASSY, OLD, WELL-GROOMED, WHITE-HAIRED GUY WITH A BEARD & HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE. HE HAS FADING SCARS ALL OVER HIS BODY AND IS FREAKING MUSCULAR. BOTH OF THESE BODILY TRAITS ARE FROM CENTURIES OF TRYING TO HOLD ON TO ANGRY BROWN PEOPLE THAT WANT HIM TO STOP STICKING FLAGS IN THEIR SHIT. AMERICA IS A CONFUSED, BARELY LEGAL MIXED-RACE GUY THAT THINKS HE’S WHITE AND BREAKS INTO PEOPLES HOUSES.
(via lielabell)
so i was looking up stuff about birth control throughout history and
(via detectivebuttcop)
kill me. kill me right now.
This makes me really angry
I don’t want to live on this planet anymore.
(via dervlaaarghhh)
I will ETERNALLY love Craig Parker for saying this!
CRAIG PARKER IS STILL BETTER THAN EVERYBODY ELSE.
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read the book, kids
orgasm
that last paragraph of the ‘why this matters’ panel though, seriously..
THIS IS PERFECTION. IT MAKES ME WANT TO REREAD THE BOOK AGAIN.
(via i-aint-bovvered)
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Hello, IT. Have you tried turning it off and on again?
(via lielabell)
more pictures because I am really quite happy about this
look at all of this love and beauty up in here dang
(via kisu-no-hi)
“I have priors”
(via mywhatfulllipsyouhave)
Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
(via Feminism)
bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.
Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.
Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men.
(via mylifeasanangelcondom)
peebles teach me how to be you
can we just talk about this for a minute
because seriously i have so much respect for the adventure time team. they’ve made a successful cartoon that isn’t random poop and fart jokes for a solid eleven minutes. sure, adventure time has its immature moments, but then there’s parts like this.
pb’s backed up against the wall in a position that’s way too common in today’s society. you can tell she’s scared and uncomfortable. so what does she do? she beats the shit out of ricardio.
she doesn’t “play nice”, she doesn’t “let him down gently”, she tears off his limbs and stomps on his face. then ricardio tries to play the nice guy card and she has none of it. it’s refreshing to see something aimed at children that doesn’t state that girls need to be polite and sweet and stand by while someone makes them uncomfortable.
basically, i love this show and i love how it teaches girls something that’ll actually come in handy some day. god fucking bless.
*applause*
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My girlfriend looks good, but she could look better…
‘Your only responsibility is to support them in reaching their unique capacity’
~Elliott Hulse
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