HOW THE FUCK DO THESE POSTS GO AROUND AND NOT HAVE SHITLOADS OF HETALIANS ON THEM LIKE OH MAN IF YOU ENJOY SHIPPING LANDMASSES BOY HAVE WE GOT A SHOW FOR YOU
I can’t speak for all of Tumblr, but for little old me, it’s just that…
PERSONIFYING LANDMASSES: IT’S BETTER WITHOUT YOUR PRETTY TEENAGE BOYS RUINING MY PERCEPTION OF BRITAIN AS A CLASSY, OLD, WELL-GROOMED, WHITE-HAIRED GUY WITH A BEARD & HANDLEBAR MUSTACHE. HE HAS FADING SCARS ALL OVER HIS BODY AND IS FREAKING MUSCULAR. BOTH OF THESE BODILY TRAITS ARE FROM CENTURIES OF TRYING TO HOLD ON TO ANGRY BROWN PEOPLE THAT WANT HIM TO STOP STICKING FLAGS IN THEIR SHIT. AMERICA IS A CONFUSED, BARELY LEGAL MIXED-RACE GUY THAT THINKS HE’S WHITE AND BREAKS INTO PEOPLES HOUSES.
Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.
because seriously i have so much respect for the adventure time team. they’ve made a successful cartoon that isn’t random poop and fart jokes for a solid eleven minutes. sure, adventure time has its immature moments, but then there’s parts like this.
pb’s backed up against the wall in a position that’s way too common in today’s society. you can tell she’s scared and uncomfortable. so what does she do? she beats the shit out of ricardio.
she doesn’t “play nice”, she doesn’t “let him down gently”, she tears off his limbs and stomps on his face. then ricardio tries to play the nice guy card and she has none of it. it’s refreshing to see something aimed at children that doesn’t state that girls need to be polite and sweet and stand by while someone makes them uncomfortable.
basically, i love this show and i love how it teaches girls something that’ll actually come in handy some day. god fucking bless.